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Make sure that BearCave is Clean!

It amazes me all the time the number of guys that don’t seem to care about personal hygiene. I mean there are quite a few guys that go a little overboard with the showers and colognes and deoderants.  They usually don’t understand that you are supposed to lightly spritz it on not pour half the bottle on yourself and the other half on the clothes.  And believe me, cologne does not cover up funk.

I, like several other men I know, like a nice work sweat on a man or a hearty musk. I personally prefer men to go without deoderant.  It dries out my tongue when I am buried face deep in a nice furry pit. As I make my way down  that furry belly to a nice furry crotch, anticipating that intoxicating aroma of pheromones and sweat, the worst is to come upon an unwashed cock and balls.  Thank God I smell of everything before it goes in my mouth. (Been that way ever since i was a child. Who Knew!)  And i have found that head cheese can happen to men that are cut just as it does to uncut men, when they don’t wash. I mean, if your excuse is that you didn’t have time or you were having to be discreet and now you are in a spa that has showers, Use Them! And Use Soap for god’s sake.  While you are washing the front make a trip around to the back and scrub that hole.  Nothing worse than going to town on a nice cock and balls then sliding down to an unwashed ass.  Now, I know there are some guys out there that are into that, but that is not me.

If you are planning any possibility of bottoming then clean out.  Better to be prepared and it not happen than having to deal with the embarassing mess when it does. Now, I do have to say that there are several health issues to take into account.  If you are going to douche, then use plain water no over-the-counter massingil douches.  Those are made for women and have chemicals in them that can irritate the lining of the rectum. No matter how much you compare your ass to a vagina, they are not the same thing.  The vagina has about 16 layers of tissue before you get to the bloodstream, the rectum has one layer.  That’s why unprotected anal sex is such a higher risk than vaginal sex.  I don’t care how many times you douche with that product, your ass is not gonna smell like a field of daisies and I am sure that a field of daisies doen’t want to smell like your ass.  Use lukewarm water.  If it is too cold it can cause severe cramping and if too hot it can cause burning and irritation inside.  You should also wait between 3-5 hours before any sex after you douche simply because the body needs time to replace the mucous lining you have just washed out.  I was talking to a hot little cubby about this the other day and he said to me, “5 hours!  I can’t wait that long, cleaning out gets me all  horny and I am ready to go right then! I mean, come on, the nozzle on my shower shot is shaped like a cock.”.  I can understand that to some degree, if I was there and ready to top that furry little butt, I would not want to wait that long either. 

I appreciate a guy that will tell me he hasn’t prepared to bottom ahead of time, instead of going at it and if something happens to say, “Oh sorry, I didn’t think I was going to get fucked”.

Am off to Montana for a road trip, maybe I’ll have hot stories of big burly truckers next week